Ok ok, so…this lady goes into an ice cream parlour right, and she says to the guy, she says “I want a chocolate ice cream cone.”
Yeah?
Guy says “We ain’t got no chocolate today. We only got strawberry and vanilla.”
Yeah?
Ok, so she goes, like “Ok then I’ll have, um, chocolate.”
What?
Yeah, yeah! She says “ok then I’ll have chocolate” again and the guy sighs and say “I just said we don’t got no chocolate today, we got strawberry and vanilla.”
Right, that’s what you said.
So then she goes “Ok, I’ll have chocolate ice cream.”
What?
So the guy he’s thinking maybe she’s you know, a little off and he says to her, he says “Okay, lady, can you spell STRAW like in STRAWBERRY?”
Shes say “Sure I can. S, T, R, A W.”
Then he goes “Can you spell VAN like in VANILLA?”
She says “Sure I can. V, A, N.”
Then he says —- hahahahaha—-
Don’t laugh during your own jokes. I hate that.
Ok so he goes “Can you spell FUCK like in CHOCOLATE?”
What?!
He says “Can you spell FUCK like in CHOCOLATE?” and she says “THERE IS NO FUCK IN CHOCOLATE” and he yells “THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YA! THAT’S WHAT I BEEN TRYING TO TELL YA! “
