I can’t bear this show. I tell you I can’t. We already know they’ll be divorced after 72 days and here we are watching it like a slow moving train wreck heading our way. My stomach. I think I’m going to be sick.
I know, buddy. Me too. Shit, here I go. Now you’ve got me crying. I’ll put on the tape of William and Kate’s Royal Wedding for you instead. Now *that* was a Princess Bride. You like her and those boys. That will make you feel better.
HHHHkayyy. ::sniff:: Can we make petit fours?
Do you have to ask?
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