There is no "F" in Chocolate

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I’m reading.  Hang on.

Like this? Am I doing it right?

Shut up, I said I’m reading…oh here it is.  Okay you hold up the sacred elixir and then you chant the following:  Fahoo fores, dahoo dores, fahoo ramus, dahoo damus…

Why do I know those words?  I’m knowing those words.

…fahoo ramus, dahoo damus

Wait a minute, that’s no protection spell. Those are the lyrics to Welcome Christmas from Whoville, you dumbass! 

Like this?

I’m reading.  Hang on.

Like this? Am I doing it right?

Shut up, I said I’m reading…oh here it is.  Okay you hold up the sacred elixir and then you chant the following:  Fahoo fores, dahoo dores, fahoo ramus, dahoo damus…

Why do I know those words?  I’m knowing those words.

…fahoo ramus, dahoo damus

Wait a minute, that’s no protection spell. Those are the lyrics to Welcome Christmas from Whoville, you dumbass! 

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